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I hate your face

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey

Stranger: 18 m usa

You: i hate your face

Stranger: Why bitch

You: because it is a bad face

You: it dosnt look good

Stranger: Ohh some one is on their period and u can’t even se my face

You: i can and i dont like it

Stranger: How

Stranger: Man prove it

You: how can i prove it?

Stranger: Tell me what I’m doing

You: i just dont like your face

Stranger: Ok u a female right cuz ur on ur period

You: no

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

My balls are bleeding

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: asl?

Stranger: 13f indonesia u?

You: fuck my balls are itchy

Stranger: why?

You: i dont know

You: they are just really itchy

Stranger: just scratch it

You: i will try 1 sec

You: oww shit

You: now im bleeding

Stranger: how its feel?

Stranger: ouwww

You: my balls are bleeding

You: !!!!

You: arrrrr

Stranger: your nails are long?

You: no not really

You: i was scratching with a knife

Stranger: youuuuuu

Stranger: ofc its bleeding

You: 1 sec i need to get a band aid

Stranger: okay

You: im back

Stranger: owhhh

You: shit

You: not big enough

Stranger: why?

Stranger: why you dont scratch it with yaour hand?

You: because my nails arnt long enough

Stranger: okay

Stranger: sooo asl?

You: 17 m usa

Stranger: name?

You: Fank

You: frank*

Stranger: COOL

You: shit

You: i think i need to go to the hospital

Stranger: what happen again?

Stranger: okay

You: too much blood

Stranger: owhhh

You: im a bit light headed

Stranger: just go before its to late

You: ok

You: see ya

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 


sweet lemonade?

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: heads or tails?

You: lick my ballsack

Stranger: nigger

Stranger: go die

Stranger: nobody cares if you live

Stranger: nobody

You: go eat shit

Stranger: kill yourself

Stranger: you useless piece of shit

You: you piece of shit

Stranger: so i’ll eat you

Stranger: nigger

You: go die in a hole

Stranger: i will

Stranger: eventually

Stranger: but i have a life to live

Stranger: you don’t

You: lick my but hole

Stranger: because you’re useless

You: fuck you

Stranger: completely

Stranger: no

You: mother fucker

Stranger: i’m not a whore

Stranger: you dumb fuck

You: fuck

Stranger: nobody likes you

You: fuck

Stranger: nobody

You: fuck

You: fuck

You: shhhh

Stranger: at all

You: shhh

You: wait

Stranger: sweet lemonade

You: shhh

Stranger: mmm sweet lemonade

You: calm down

Stranger: yeah sweet lemoonade

Stranger: get on my horse

You: shhhhh

Stranger: i’ll take you round the univorse

You: wait

Stranger: and all the other places tooo

You: wait

You: FUCK YOU

Stranger: i think you’ll find that the universe pretty much covers everything

You: bitch slut whore

Stranger: shut up woman get on my horse

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Indians always put up a good fight XD

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey

Stranger: hi

You: asl

Stranger: m

You: from

Stranger: india

You: age

Stranger: 19

You: FUCK YOU YOU HAIRY BALL SACK

Stranger: come and suck my balls

Stranger: u asshole

You: no

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random outbursts of swearing

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hey

Stranger: asl?

You: fuck you

You: bitch

Stranger: ??

You: fuck!!!

You: FUCK!!!!

Stranger: any problem??

You: no

You: im ok

You: so how are you

Stranger: fine..i thought you are having a psycological crisis

You: nah i just do that sometimes

Stranger: oh..fine

Stranger: so??what now??

You: FUCK SHIT BALLS TITS

Stranger: hahahaha

You: SHIT IN THE FACE

Stranger: trash talking eh??

You: FUCK

You: what

You: im sorry

Stranger: thats fine

Stranger: are you a male??

You: i am

Stranger: ok

Stranger: same here

You: ok

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i need to take a shit

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: asl

You: i need to take a shit 1 second

Stranger: cool story ro

Stranger: bro

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hey =) 16 male here from England

You: wait 1 second i need to take a shit

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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: wait a minute i need to take a shit

Stranger: ok I’ll talk to u if u eat it

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hey asl

You: wait a minute i need to take a shit

Stranger: ok

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This person actually waited a while; I almost pissed my pants in laughter.

 

Short but funny

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: fuck you

Stranger: FUCK YOUUU TOOOOOOO BITCH

Stranger: TALK TO MY ASS

You: no fuck your mother

You: talk to a dogs ass

You: you sick fuck

You: go eat some shit

Stranger: YA YA WHATEVER UP TO YOU BITCH

Your conversational partner has disconnected.